if a girl tells you she doesnt masturbate she is either
1. a liar
2. a liar
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.
We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days
We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden
my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it is now